May 2013
24 posts
MAY 24, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE OLDEST DOG TO EVER LIVE IS 29 AND STILL LIVING TODAY?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BE KIND TO EVERYONE, EVEN THOSE WHO DON’T DESERVE IT.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BADASS WANTED TO TREAT EVERYONE FAIRLY BEFORE IT WAS COOL. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
A LACK OF GODDAMN CONVICTION. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
MAY 23, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE SEVEN MOST OBESE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD ARE LOCATED IN THE PACIFIC?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
YOUR BELIEFS ARE NOT NECESSARILY RIGHT. YOU JUST THINK THEY ARE.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DR DEATH WAS A FUCKING ASSHOLE. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE GODDAMN DIALECTS OF NORTH AMERICA. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
MAY 22, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE PYTHON GOT ITS NAME BECAUSE THE CREATOR WAS A FAN OF MONTY PYTHON’S FLYING CIRCUS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DIFFICULT PEOPLE SUCK, BUT THEY HELP YOU GROW.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MARINE AND GOLDEN GIRL. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
DENZEL LIKES THAT YOUNG TAIL. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK...
MAY 21, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW ALMONDS ARE PEACHES?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TRY TO LEAVE EVERY JOB ON GOOD TERMS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ASTRONAUT MOTHERFUCKER WHO DOES A SWEET-ASS RENDITION OF SPACE ODDITY. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
MASTER SOME FUCKING CIRCUITS. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
BITCHES LOVE MAGIC. more»
USEFUL SHIT...
MAY 20, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW STEVE JOBS HAD A 2.65 GPA IN HIGH SCHOOL?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
POSTURE AND APPEARANCE HAVE A SIGNIFICANT IMPACT ON HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT YOURSELF.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A DENTIST AND A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
DREAM SOME SHIT. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
LIVE A LONG-ASS...
MAY 19, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE WAR ON DRUGS HAS COST MORE THAN ONE TRILLION DOLLARS SINCE ITS INCEPTION?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T CONFUSE WEALTH WITH SUCCESS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONLY FUCKWAD TO EVER ASSASSINATE A BRITISH PRIME MINISTER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HABITS OF UNHAPPY MOTHERFUCKERS. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
MAY 18, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW CANADA IS THE MOST EDUCATED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WHATEVER YOU SAY CANNOT BE UNSAID.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DOUCHECANOE DICTATOR CONVICTED OF GENOCIDE. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
AN ALBUM OF SOME FUCKING INTERESTING STUFF. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
STOP THAT SHIT. more»
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MAY 17, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW THERE EXISTS A LASER SURGERY TO TURN BROWN EYES BLUE?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WORRYING IS LIKE PRAYING FOR STUFF YOU DON’T WANT TO HAPPEN.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A POLISH BADASS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
LEARN TO THRIFT SHOP. POP SOME TAGS, MOTHERFUCKER. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
COOK WITH THE...
MAY 16, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW A WAVE OF MOLASSES ONCE KILLED 21 PEOPLE IN BOSTON?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE OVERDRESSED THAN UNDERDRESSED.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DRUG KINGPIN AND SHORTY MOTHERFUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
STATS AND ADULT FILM STARS (PROBABLY NSFW). more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HOW THE...
MAY 15, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE GREAT PYRAMIDS USED TO BE COVERED IN POLISHED WHITE LIMESTONE?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL AT IT.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MOTHERFUCKER WAS MAKING COMEDIES BEFORE THEY WERE FUNNY. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW BADLY WOULD A NUKE FUCK YOU UP? more»
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MAY 14, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE POPE ONCE WORKED AS A BOUNCER?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
COMPLEMENT EVEN SMALL IMPROVEMENTS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PAINTER WITH ONE BADASS UNIBROW. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
BULLSHIT ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
GET WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. more»
USEFUL SHIT OF...
MAY 13, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW FORTY IS THE ONLY NUMBER WITH ITS LETTERS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BE SKEPTICAL OF STUFF THAT IS ON SALE.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TORTURED AND MURDERED FOR NO FUCKING REASON. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WATCH THE FUCKING EARTH CHANGE. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
IMPROVE THE SHIT OUT OF...
MAY 12, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW ACTOR SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT’S BROTHER CO-FOUNDED THE ONION?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
IF THE SAME NEGATIVE OUTCOME KEEPS OCCURRING, THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IS YOU.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE DAMN GOOD PITCHER AND NOW A BROKE MOTHERFUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
NSA’S GUIDE TO SEARCHING THE GODDAMN WEB. more»
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MAY 11, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW FROM 2001 UNTIL 2010 THERE WERE OVER 1200 POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS IN THE PHILIPPINES?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
EVERYONE LOVES PRAISE. FIND A WAY TO GIVE IT TO THEM.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MOTHERFUCKER REFUSED TO TAKE SHIT FROM THE US GOVERNMENT. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
GET YOUR ASS HIRED. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING...
MAY 10, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW BRYAN CRANSTON WAS TAUGHT HOW TO COOK METH FOR HIS ROLE ON BREAKING BAD?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T CHOOSE UNHAPPINESS OVER UNCERTAINTY.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
EXPLORER, POET, SOLDIER, SPY, FENCER, AND JUST ABOUT EVERY OTHER BADASS THING. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
TAKE A TRIP THROUGH FUCKING SPACE. more»
FUCKING...
MAY 9, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW BOSTON HAS A SMALLER POPULATION NOW THAN IT DID IN 1910?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
IF YOU HAVE TO POOP, DO IT BEFORE YOUR SHOWER, NOT AFTER.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER AND THE CREATOR OF THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW EVER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
FUCK STRESS. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
MAY 8, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW CHEVY CHASE, ADRIEN BRODY, AND MARTIN LAWRENCE ARE BANNED FROM HOSTING SNL?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T LOVE DOGS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NAVY ADMIRAL AND A BADASS WITH A COMPUTER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW LONG ALL THE SHIT IN YOUR HOME SHOULD LAST. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING...
MAY 7, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW JOSEPH STALIN WAS ONLY 5’4” TALL?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PEOPLE AREN’T MIND READERS. TELL THEM WHAT YOU’RE THINKING.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE NERDY BASTARD. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE GODDAMN HISTORY OF MATH. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
WRITE LIKE A BADASS...
MAY 6, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW BEN FRANKLIN’S SON REMAINED LOYAL TO THE CROWN DURING THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND NEVER SPOKE TO HIS FATHER AGAIN?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ALWAYS HEAR BOTH SIDES BEFORE JUDGING.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NOMINATED FOR A NOBEL PRIZE 81 FUCKING TIMES. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
LEARN GODDAMN TIME LAPSE PHOTOGRAPHY. more»
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MAY 5, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW 11 OF THE 12 MEN WHO WALKED ON THE MOON WERE ONCE BOY SCOUTS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PRAISE IN PUBLIC, CRITICIZE IN PRIVATE .
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A SCHIZO AND A FUCKING GENIUS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR JOB INTERVIEW. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE WORLD EXPLAINED WITH...
MAY 4, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW SQUID HAVE THREE HEARTS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SEEK OPPORTUNITY, NOT SECURITY.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE BADASS WHO KICKED HANNIBAL’S ASS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHAT THE FUCK THE WILD WEST REALLY LOOKED LIKE. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
WHAT SHIT IS REAL? more»
USEFUL SHIT OF THE...
MAY 3, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW FANTA HAS A MUSHROOM FLAVOR?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BECOME SOMEONE’S HERO.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MOST LETHAL FUCKING SNIPER IN AMERICAN HISTORY. KILLED BY A FELLOW VETERAN WITH PTSD. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WATCH OUT FOR THAT GODDAMN SEAL FLU. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
EXPLAINING BULLSHIT...
MAY 2, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW ARTICHOKES ARE FLOWERS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
COMPLAINING DOESN’T ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BADASS MOTHERFUCKER SPENDS HIS SPARE TIME CLEARING LANDMINES IN VIETNAM. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
BECOME A HAPPY MOTHERFUCKER. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
WHY SHIT CATCHES...
MAY 1, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW GREENLAND IS THE MOST SUICIDAL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PEOPLE WILL JUDGE YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO. LEARN TO IGNORE IT.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PSYCHOTIC FUCKASS TORTURED AND KILLED HUNDREDS OF GIRLS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
PICK YOUR ASS OUT OF HANDCUFFS. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
April 2013
30 posts
APRIL 30, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW CENTRAL PARK HAS AN ANNUAL BUDGET OF $37.5 MILLION?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T DISMISS A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE YOU DON’T LIKE THE SOURCE.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE FIRST OPENLY GAY MAJOR SPORTS ATHLETE IN AMERICA. ONE COURAGEOUS MOTHERFUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
KNOW YOUR GODDAMN YOGA LINGO. more»
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APRIL 29, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW EVERYONE HAS A UNIQUE TONGUE PRINT?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU PUT ON IT.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE PEACEFUL FUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
IMPRESS THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE WAY SHIT WORKS. more»
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN...
APRIL 28, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW CROWS REMEMBER THE FACES OF DANGEROUS HUMANS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T GIVE UP WHAT YOU WANT MOST FOR WHAT YOU WANT NOW.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MOTHERFUCKER HAD TASMANIA NAMED AFTER HIM. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHY PRODUCTS FUCK UP. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE FUTURE WILL BLOW YOUR...
APRIL 27, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW APES AND ELEPHANTS ARE THE ONLY NON-HUMAN ANIMALS TO HAVE CHINS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE’S KINDNESS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
KOREAN EMPRESS ASSASSINATED BY SWORD-BEARING FUCKWADS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHAT TO DO IF SOME ASSHAT INFRINGES ON YOUR SHIT. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING...
APRIL 26, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE PAPER SLEEVE HOLDER FOR YOUR COFFEE IS CALLED A ZARF?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
IF THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE IN THE ROOM, KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR POCKET.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE DUMBSHIT (BUT NOT REALLY) WHO BOUGHT ALASKA. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
KNOW YOUR GODDAMN FIRST AID. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
APRIL 25, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE OLDEST WOMAN TO EVER BIRTH A CHILD WAS 73 YEARS OLD?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MASTER THE SHIT YOU DO MOST OFTEN.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
GUITARIST, ACTOR, TRANSIENT, AND ONE FUNNY FUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
DON’T CONFUSE YOUR GODDAMN WORDS. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
DREAMS BE FUCKING...
APRIL 24, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE YOUNGEST PERSON TO EVER GIVE BIRTH WAS 5 YEARS OLD?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T HOLD GRUDGES. IT’S LIKE LETTING SOMEONE LIVE IN YOUR HEAD FOR FREE.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE TWISTED FUCK. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
LEARN SOME FUCKING FILM TECHNIQUES. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THOU...
APRIL 23, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW KENNEDY WAS THE LAST PERSON TO WIN THE PRESIDENCY WITHOUT WINNING THE STATE OF OHIO?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SPEND SOME TIME ALONE EVERY DAY.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
CRAZY FUCKER WORKED ON UFOs AT AREA 51. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
FIND ANY FUCKING THING ONLINE. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
DRINK SOME...
APRIL 22, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW “TIME” IS THE MOST COMMONLY USED NOUN IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T JUDGE WHAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
EVERYBODY FUCKING LOVES APPLES. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE GODDAMN BENEFITS OF BEING MARRIED. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
SOLVE...
APRIL 21, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW A HUMMINGBIRD WEIGHS LESS THAN A PENNY?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
LOVE TAKES AS MUCH WORK AS ANYTHING ELSE YOU’RE GOING TO DO.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE VOICE OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
BOOST YOUR GODDAMN IQ. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
MOTHERFUCKER SUCKS AT GIRLS. more»
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APRIL 20, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW ONLY SEVEN PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DECLARED AN HONORARY CITIZEN OF THE UNITED STATES?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
QUESTION EVERYTHING, BUT DON’T QUESTION EVERYTHING OPENLY.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SWEDISH BADASS FOUGHT ON FOUR CONTINENTS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
SEE THROUGH BULLSHIT. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
APRIL 19, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW KOKO THE GORILLA HAD A PET CAT?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR RELATIVES.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
POLITICAL JOKESTER MOTHERFUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE OCEAN IS FUCKING CRAZY. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
EVERY GODDAMN KID NEEDS TO READ THIS SHIT. more»
USEFUL SHIT...
APRIL 18, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW BEN FRANKLIN PETITIONED CONGRESS TO BAN SLAVERY IN 1790?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TALK SLOW AND THINK QUICK.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE SON OF TEDDY AND ONE DARING BASTARD. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE OF THE EARTH. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
CREATE A LIFE AND MAKE A FUCKING...
APRIL 17, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW JACKIE ROBINSON WAS NOT THE FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN TO PLAY MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TREAT EVERYBODY LIKE THEY COULD BE YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SLAVE AND A SMART MOTHERFUCKER WHO ATTEMPTED TO LEAD A REVOLT. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE SHIT YOU SHOULD DO IF YOU’RE STOPPED BY...
APRIL 16, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW ARMADILLOS CAN INFLATE THEIR STOMACHS WITH AIR AND FLOAT ACROSS WATER?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SOMETIMES SILENCE IS THE BEST ANSWER.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BADASS GERMAN SAVED JEWISH LIVES. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
PERSUADE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
FACTS THAT WILL SCARE THE...
APRIL 15, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW M&M STANDS FOR MARS AND MURRIE?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T OUTLIVE YOUR MONEY.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
FROM SUICIDE TO SUPERSTAR. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHAT THE FUCK IS A BITCOIN? more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
A TRICK IS SOMETHING WHORES DO FOR MONEY. more»
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN...
APRIL 14, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW CHARLIE FROM WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY IS NOW A VETERINARIAN?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T CONFUSE INCONVENIENCES WITH REAL PROBLEMS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DOUCHEBAG LED A MASSACRE OF UNION SOLDIERS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
A BRIEF FUCKING HISTORY OF GLASSES. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE...
APRIL 13, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW PROSTITUTION IS NOT ILLEGAL IN CANADA?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WIN WITHOUT BOASTING. LOSE WITHOUT EXCUSES.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BADASS REVOLUTIONARY AND FOUNDER OF VERMONT. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
LEARN SOME GODDAMN PHYSICS. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
DON’T LET RANDOMNESS FUCK WITH...
APRIL 12, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE PLATYPUS AND ECHIDNAS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS THAT LAY EGGS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NEVER TOUCH YOUR PRIVATES AFTER CUTTING JALAPEÑOS.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A QUEEN WHO DID NOT LIKE ASSHOLE BRITS. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW RESOURCES SPREAD ACROSS MOTHERFUCKING AMERICA. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
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APRIL 11, 2013
IT’S FUCKING THURSDAY. DID YOU KNOW BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
DON’T BE TOO CONCERNED WITH WHAT YOUR FRIENDS DO.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BARON OF GODDAMN ARIZONA. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
GO ON A BADASS BACKPACKING ADVENTURE. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
LEARN THE SHIT OUT OF CINEMA. more»
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APRIL 10, 2013
IT’S FUCKING WEDNESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE HULK WAS ORIGINALLY GRAY?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BE CAREFUL WHERE YOU PUT TWO THINGS: YOUR SIGNATURE AND YOUR DICK.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE CRAZY-ASS, 300-POUND SAMOAN. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
GO TO THE FUCKING MOON. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
GET YOUR NERD ON. more»
USEFUL SHIT OF...
APRIL 9, 2013
IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CONTAINS OVER ONE MILLION WORDS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO GET UPSET OVER THE LITTLE STUFF.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ONE FLAMBOYANT BASTARD. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
CEO MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE BANK. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE AMERICAS BEFORE COLUMBUS FUCKED THEM...
APRIL 8, 2013
IT’S FUCKING MONDAY. DID YOU KNOW CUCUMBERS ARE FRUITS?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
GET INTERNSHIPS WHILE YOU’RE STILL IN SCHOOL. THE EXPERIENCE AND CONNECTIONS PAY OFF, BITCHES.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MAGICIAN EXTRAORDINAIRE MOTHERFUCKER. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
LEARN THE SHIT OUT OF ENGINES. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
ONE CYNICAL...
APRIL 7, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW PRINTER INK IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN HUMAN BLOOD?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
LIVE A LIFE FULL OF “OH WELLS” RATHER THAN “WHAT IFS.”
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE MOTHERFUCKING GLOVE. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHERE THE FUCK SHOULD YOU PUT THE COW? more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
COOKING FOR...
APRIL 6, 2013
IT’S FUCKING SATURDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE MORE YOU HEAR A LIE, THE MORE YOU THINK IT’S TRUE?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
IF YOU DON’T THINK YOU ARE THE BEST, NO ONE WILL.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SLAVE TURNED BADASS SENATOR. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
MOTHERFUCKING BLOOD. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
PRACTICE AND GET BETTER AT...
APRIL 5, 2013
IT’S FUCKING FRIDAY. DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A TOWN IN LIBERIA CALLED CHOCOLATE CITY?
LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PICK A JOB THAT MAKES YOU WANT TO GET OUT OF BED AND GO TO WORK.
PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE FIRST GODDAMN KING OF NORWAY. more»
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE SHELF LIFE OF YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FOOD. more»
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
GO PLACES...