IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW THE LONDON BRIDGE IS IN ARIZONA?

LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY: 

CORRECTING SOMEONE’S GRAMMAR MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A DICK.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE G-SPOT IS NAMED AFTER THIS BADASS. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

LEARN SOME SHIT ABOUT WINE. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

YOU WILL DIE … EVENTUALLY. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

NOBODY FUCKING READS ANYMORE, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYONE STEALING IT. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

PLAY A GAME, LEARN A NEW DAMN LANGUAGE. more»

INSULT OF THE FUCKING DAY: 

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THE ONLY ASS YOU WILL EVER GET IS WHEN YOUR HAND SLIPS THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER?

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

BOOM GOES THE VOLCANO