IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW PHOSPHENES ARE THE FLASHES OF COLOR YOU SEE WHEN YOU RUB YOUR EYES?

LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY: 

NOBODY CARES IF YOU’RE OFFENDED.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MOTHERFUCKER FOUNDED HALLMARK. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

ALL THE UNSOLVED PHILOSOPHY SHIT. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

MAKE SHIT SIMPLE. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

FUCK BRAINS. MOTHERFUCKERS WANT FEET. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

LEARN A FUCKING TRICK. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY: 

SHOULD HAPPY BIRTHDAY BE FUCKING COPYRIGHTED? more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

THE GODDAMN RED RUFFED LEMUR. more»