IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW SYMBOLICS.COM WAS THE FIRST DOMAIN NAME EVER REGISTERED?

LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY: 

IF YOU DON’T ANSWER WHEN THEY CALL, DON’T EXPECT THEM TO CALL ANYMORE.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

CRAZY-ASS CIVIL WAR GENERAL KILLED HIS WIFE’S LOVER. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

MAKE YOUR OWN SHITTY BOOK. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

BECOME A KITCHEN PIMP. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

DAMN TASTY. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

PLAN YOUR GODDAMN WORKOUT. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY: 

DRUNK-ASS BIRDS. more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

A SNAIL AND A MOTHERFUCKING GRASSHOPPER. more»