IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW NO AFRICAN OR SOUTH AMERICAN COUNTRY HAS EVER HOSTED THE OLYMPICS?

LIFE PRO TIP OF THE FUCKING DAY: 

DON’T DOMINATE CONVERSATIONS. ASK MORE THAN YOU ANSWER.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

FASTEST FUCKING MAN ON EARTH. more»

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

THE MOST INFLUENTIAL SHIT EVER WRITTEN. more»

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

AMERICA’S FUCKING PASTIME. more»

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

BRING BACK MEMORIES OF YOUR SHITTY CHILDHOOD. more»

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

BUILD YOUR FUCKING RESUME. more»

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY: 

THE SKY IS DAMN SEXY. more»

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

A MOTHERFUCKING SEAL WITH A MOTHERFUCKING CRAB. more»